Multitrator has rescued the Lab Rat from the predations of vicious vivisectionists and the cloying clutches of animal liberationists. He has been given a job in the Multitrator Method Development Lab.
Pathetically grateful for his rescue, the Lab Rat squeaked that he would dedicate himself to solving the titration problems of Multitrator's clients. "You can treat me like any other analyst" he said, "pile on the samples, and I'll work from dawn to dusk for a couple of crumbs of cheese and a quick run in the squirrel cage".
Multitrator's director of research has been reported as saying that the Lab Rat is treated very well indeed, saying that if he was treated like any other analyst he'd be lucky to get any cheese at all. However, he did say in reference to the remark about the squirrel cage that running round in circles was pretty much a part of any analyst's existence. |